Wednesday, November 24, 2010

365 Days, Day 170

[This nonsense rhyme should be READ ALOUD]

Two old Bachelors were living in one house;

One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Said he who caught the Muffin to him who caught the Mouse,--

'This happens just in time! For we've nothing in the house,

'Save a tiny slice of lemon and a teaspoonful of honey,

'And what to do for dinner -- since we haven't any money?

'And what can we expect if we haven't any dinner,

'But to loose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on growing thinner?'

Said he who caught the Mouse to him who caught the Muffin,--

'We might cook this little Mouse, if we had only some Stuffin'!

'If we had but Sage and Onion we could do extremely well,

'But how to get that Stuffin' it is difficult to tell'--

Those two old Bachelors ran quickly to the town

And asked for Sage and Onions as they wandered up and down;

They borrowed two large Onions, but no Sage was to be found

In the Shops, or in the Market, or in all the Gardens round.

But some one said, -- 'A hill there is, a little to the north,

'And to its purpledicular top a narrow way leads forth;--

'And there among the rugged rocks abides an ancient Sage,--

'An earnest Man, who reads all day a most perplexing page.

'Climb up, and seize him by the toes! -- all studious as he sits,--

'And pull him down, -- and chop him into endless little bits!

'Then mix him with your Onion, (cut up likewise into Scraps,)--

'When your Stuffin' will be ready -- and very good: perhaps.'

Those two old Bachelors without loss of time

The nearly purpledicular crags at once began to climb;

And at the top, among the rocks, all seated in a nook,

They saw that Sage, a reading of a most enormous book.

'You earnest Sage!' aloud they cried, 'your book you've read enough in!--

'We wish to chop you into bits to mix you into Stuffin'!'--

But that old Sage looked calmly up, and with his awful book,

At those two Bachelors' bald heads a certain aim he took;--

and over crag and precipice they rolled promiscuous down,--

At once they rolled, and never stopped in lane or field or town,--

And when they reached their house, they found (besides their want of Stuffin',)

The Mouse had fled; -- and, previously, had eaten up the Muffin.

They left their home in silence by the once convivial door.

And from that hour those Bachelors were never heard of more.

Edward Lear (English landscape Painter and Writer of an original kind of nonsense verse. The populariser of the limerick. 1812-1888)

In my photo I have caught the mouse eating the muffin! However, this little mouse actually made the muffin that she ate. We bought some fresh blueberries, and Ariél made blueberry muffins for us.

We watched part of a documentary about Roald Dahl recently. This rhyme about muffins reminded me of that. I love his use of nonsense words like snozzcumbers, whizzpoppers and frobscottle (from the BFG). I am such a child! A favourite rhyme of mine is I knew an Old Woman. I still know all the words!

Ariél and Tom were trying to determine the difference between muffins and cupcakes. I think they decided that cupcakes had pretty icing and decorations on top, and muffins had interesting things inside… I prefer cupcakes to muffins – I am enticed by the “cover” and presentation.

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